News from Uk Benefits Agency
This morning I went to the job centre to sign my dogs up for benefits.
The lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw benefits.?"
So, I explained to her that my dogs are coloured, unemployed,
bone lazy, can't speak English and haven't a clue who their Dads are.
They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first cheques next Friday.
Blow me, this is a great country!
This morning I went to the job centre to sign my dogs up for benefits.
The lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw benefits.?"
So, I explained to her that my dogs are coloured, unemployed,
bone lazy, can't speak English and haven't a clue who their Dads are.
They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first cheques next Friday.
Blow me, this is a great country!