A guy is in the grocery store whena pretty woman smiles at him and says hello. He is taken aback and can't place her.
"Do I know you ?" he asks.
"I think you're the father of one of my kids" she answers.
He racks his brain to think how that could be and then remembers the only time he had been unfaithful to his wife.
"Wow" he says "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party , who tied me down on the pool table and ******* me, with all my mates cheering , while you licked whipped cream off me ?"
"No" she says " I'm your son's teacher"
"Do I know you ?" he asks.
"I think you're the father of one of my kids" she answers.
He racks his brain to think how that could be and then remembers the only time he had been unfaithful to his wife.
"Wow" he says "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party , who tied me down on the pool table and ******* me, with all my mates cheering , while you licked whipped cream off me ?"
"No" she says " I'm your son's teacher"